Three Men Were Struck By Lightning at a Nude Beach

No one wants to get struck by lightning, but if it has to happen, might as well have this excuse:  My penis is so big it's a lightning rod.

According to the Miami Herald, three men in their 40s and 50s were struck by lightning in Miami on Wednesday afternoon while they were at a nude beach.

All three of them had to be hospitalized with pretty serious injuries, but they're all expected to recover.