Survey Says: 73% of Men Name Their Penis, and Here Are the Top Names
Apparently I am in the minority because I do not have a name for my penis. So if you are the few like me, here are the top names to give your penis, if you choose to.
According to Daily Mirror, a new survey revealed that 73% of men have given their penis a nickname, which means only about one in four guys have not.
Of those guys who have, 72% went with a nickname that evokes strength and power, and 59% say a woman came up with the nickname.
The 11 most popular nicknames are as follows:
- The Rock.
- Russell the Muscle.
Napoleon is not one I would use since Napoleon was a short man with short man syndrome. I am shocked that Dick was not in the top names, since that is probably what most of the guys who haven't named it call it.