Rosie Roff, if you believe everything you read on Wikipedia, is one of the highest-paid ring girls in the world. (And we do love our ring girls.) She's also a model who specializes in jeans, bikinis and lingerie. As you may have inferred (or seen), she's got a body that could shake the foundations of heaven.

It's too bad, really. You see, Rosie had wanted to be a lawyer when she was growing up. But they don't let you into law school when you look like Rosie. And they shouldn't. Women like her should not be cooped up in courtrooms all day. She's a woman of the world, and all the humans in it. So modeling is clearly the better career path.

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