Man Arrested For Rubbing His Sausage on Pepperoni

A 41-year-old man was arrested in Pottsdam, New York on Wednesday night after an employee of the grocery store he was shopping at caught him rubbing his exposed penis on a stick of pepperoni, then put it back on the shelf. 

WWNY-TV reports John Alliston was seen on security footage performing the lewd act, which got him arrested and charged with public lewdness and fourth-degree criminal mischief.  The latter charge was because the store had to trash the pepperoni.

Alliston is being held in St. Lawrence County jail in lieu of $1,000 cash bail or $2,000 bond.