If you are a regular to the strip clubs then take note: A product called "Liquid Lapdance" underwear makes your lap dance experience feel like you are having actual sex.

The underwear are lubricated to add stimulation while also avoiding chafing, they are also waterproof to avoid staining, and they have extra room for your bulging manhood. They cost $20 a pair or three for $36.

The website LiquidLapdance.com has a demo video that never shows the underwear, just a stripper grinding on a guy's lap.  That's how stupid this product actually is.

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