There's no substitute for an actual tow truck.

Pity the poor driver of this BMW who ends up in a ditch and, for reasons we don't know, has a tractor to try and move it out from there. It does not go well, to put it mildly.

Sure, the Beemer winds up back on the ground, but its owner is going to have to high tail it to a body shop after the number the tractor did on it. And while it may be easy to be all, "It's a Beemer, he got what he deserves" because we think people who drive those cars are some sort of yuppie remnants, you've gotta have a heart and feel his agony.

All we can say is when the driver heads to the shop to fix it, we hope he's smart enough to wait until a proper tow truck driver could come by to bring it.

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