With rumors of pending zombie apocalypses, why not beat the rush and get used to smelling like one?  

Demeter Perfume Library is now offering Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her, two distinct stinks meant to capture that elusive aroma of the brain-craving walking dead that is on your birthday or anniversary shopping list.

According to the makers of the fragrances, Zombie for Him brings to mind "forest floor."  The scene is "a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss, and earth."

Zombie for Her features a lot of the same combinations, yet includes, "A hint of dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch."