• I like my women like I like my SUV's. Big but not likely to roll over and kill me.
  • I like my women like I like my mustard. On my wiener.
  • I like my women like I like my magnets. Attractive and able to puck up stuff around the house.
  • I like my women like I like my liquor. Gone by morning.
  • I like my women like I like my refrigerators.  Tall, quiet and always in the kitchen.
  • I like my women like I like my cheese. French, not too sharp and smelly.
  • I like my women like I like my underwear. White and tight.I like my women like I like my UTEP football teams. Sucking harder every single year.

I will be back tomorrow to update further.