What Bartenders Think of You Based On Your Drink

There was a thread recently where bartenders admitted they profiled people based on their choice of drink.  So here is what your drink says about you directly from the professionals themselves.

This list is courtesy of Thought Catalog:

1. If you order a drink that's mentioned in a rap song, you're not a real drinker.  After Drake mentioned moscato in "Do It Now", a bunch of guys started ordering it in bars, and they had no idea it was a sweet white wine.
2. If you try to ask for a Gin Rickey, it means you just read "The Great Gatsby" for the first time.
3. If you drink PBR, you don't tip.  Probably because you're a hipster.
4. If you ask for a White Russian, it means you're naïve.  Milk never gets poured at most bars, so the milk in their refrigerators is probably spoiled.  Either that, or you're a fan of "The Big Lebowski".
5. If you order Johnny Walker Blue, you have more money than brains, and you're just trying to show off.
6. People who drink appletinis don't like the taste of alcohol.
7. If you order a shot of Fernet, you're from San Francisco.  That's one of those bitter Italian liqueurs that tastes sort of like licorice.  For some reason it's just popular there.
8. If you get a Kamikaze, that means you don't know what to order.
9. Anyone who orders a great Scotch and drinks it neat is a badass.
10. If you look young and you order Jack Daniels instead of scotch, you're getting carded.  Most people discover scotch after they've lived through their partying days, once they've learned how to appreciate good liquor for its own sake.
11. A guy who orders a drink with a sexual name like Slippery Nipple or Sex on the Beach is a D-bag.  The dead giveaway is how he always tries to make eye contact with the nearest woman when he orders.
12. People who order mojitos are full of themselves.  This one's probably unfair, but apparently bartenders think that way because it's such a pain in the neck to make a mojito.  So if you get one, it's like you want other people to go out of their way for you.
13. If you drink Bud Light, there's a jail cell in your future.  The stereotype is that all crimes start with Bud Light.  Not Coors, or Miller Lite, or tequila, or whisky or malt liquor.  It's always Bud Light.
14. Girls who order a Long Island iced tea are looking to get wasted.

So what does your drink say about you?  let us know in the comments below.