Top Rejected Valentine’s Day Card Greetings
If you are buying a Valentine's Day card today, I bet you won't find any with these greetings on them.
- Not for all the tea in China will I let you near my vagina.
- With you in my life, things couldn't be sweeter, unless I could smell the finger of Derek Jeter.
- Words cannot express the effect you have on me, okay one does: Erection.
- It is better to have loved and lost, than to have stayed in this loveless, 20-year sham of a marriage like I did.
- I'm taking you to any restaurant you choose, as long as I can numb your awfulness with booze.
- On Valentine's Day, you know whats best? Seeing you with bigger breasts.
- When it comes to love, I want no other. So don't get mad that I slept with your brother.
- You are the one I love. With your sister, it's just a sex thing.
- As I think back on all our years together, I just get sad because I could have done a lot better.
- With you it was love at first sight, but that's all over because of all your cellulite.
- All I want for Valentine's Day is you...to get me another beer.
- God must have spent a little more time on you, before finally giving up in disgust.
There are some greetings you will not find on any cards this year. Enjoy, and Happy Valentine's Day.