A south Texas man got his tax return back for over a thousand dollars last week and did what any 21 year old would probably like to do, go to the local strip club and blow it on strippers.  

Jesus Mata, Jr then needed a cover story to tell his wife and authorities about where his money went.

The young man told his wife and cops that he was robbed by six assault weapon-weilding gunmen.  This story sent police on a "wild goose chase" according to La Feria Police Chief Don Garcia.

Mata was interviewed a second time which is when he confessed that the whole story was made up and he blew his "wad" at a local strip joint.

He was arrested the next day for filing a false report.