I am currently in the process of selling the house I live in and in turn buying a new house.  My realtor asked me today how the whole process of getting the house ready to sell, trying to get my credit together and saving some money for a new house is going all while going through an extremely complicated and bitter divorce, so I told him the truth.

 

Have you ever thought about how awesome it would be to wake up one day and get kidnapped by a band of roving do gooders who paid off everything you owed to everyone on the planet then flew you to the island they just bought for you and named you Governor of free ice cream, pizza, nacho town but not before telling you that they invented a way to make ice cream, pizza and nachos taste ten times better than normal but never cause you to gain weight and then threw a party for you where they invited every celebrity you’ve ever wanted to meet and they all fought over who was going to be your new best friend but you had to pick Zac Effron (or Megan Fox if I’m really trying to make it relatable) but only because he brought you a real life unicorn as a gift and then gave you a box with a million, billion, trillion dollars in it with a sack of 50 pounds of diamonds and showed you to your vault inside the brand new mega mansion that was just built for you and inside the vault was more gold and sparkly stuff than the treasure room in 2015’s Oz the Great and Powerful?

 

Well it’s exactly the opposite of that.

 

Divorce

 

Credit

 

Home buying and selling

 

All pretty much the most complicated, frustratingly difficult things in the world to deal with.

 

So the next time you feel like your day is the worst day in the history of all the days that ever dayed, just pretend Zac Effron/Megan Fox is at your door topless with a unicorn and a bag of diamonds.

 

 

 

 

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