Tawny the Rock Chick Can’t Make Left Turns
I realized today the great lengths I will go to in order to avoid a particular thing that most people do on a daily basis without even thinking about it.
I’ve seen it be made fun of in a movie, as if there couldn’t possibly be anyone in the world in real life that would allow something to cause them such grief.
There are plenty of things I will avoid doing just because I don’t like doing them, for example I make it a point to do things online like banking and “live chatting” to trouble shoot problems whenever I can because I have moments where I’d rather not have to be social. However, it’s not as if I can’t go into the bank in person or call a 1-800 number for help with my messed up internet connection only to find out it’s not plugged in.
Making a left hand turn though now that is something I simply cannot and will not do.
So today on the way back from lunch I got myself very lost in a somewhat rich neighborhood for what seemed like forever all because I was avoiding having to make a left turn. It’s true, there I was driving around aimlessly not knowing where I was or where I was going because instead of doing what everyone in front of me with no problem at all I would rather end up pulled over in front of someone’s house all creepy trying to GPS my way back to where I belong, the looney bin.
That is all