Thoughts From the Satellite

Thoughts From the Satellite:  5 Things Every Man Should Have in His Wallet
Thoughts From the Satellite: 5 Things Every Man Should Have in His Wallet
Thoughts From the Satellite: 5 Things Every Man Should Have in His Wallet
Whether you have one of those Velcro jobs that has a KISS logo on it, one fashioned from duct tape or a leather one, every man should have a wallet.  Now, not every man uses a wallet, but that's a story for another day.  And just because you're a guy doesn't mean you don't have things you need to carry around...
Thoughts From The Satellite: 5 Ways to Fail a Sobriety Test
Thoughts From The Satellite: 5 Ways to Fail a Sobriety Test
Thoughts From The Satellite: 5 Ways to Fail a Sobriety Test
Since Summer is coming to an end soon, I thought that I'd take a few minutes to reflect on the joys of my favorite season.  Summer usually means outdoor drinking and long hours of public drinking for some. A lot of you reading this may go to a concert outside during the day where you will be consuming a large quantities of alcoholic beverages...
Sliced Bread, Cats & The Virginity of Luke Skywalker
Sliced Bread, Cats & The Virginity of Luke Skywalker
Sliced Bread, Cats & The Virginity of Luke Skywalker
The best thing since sliced bread? Isn't it about time to come up some new shit to describe really awesome stuff? Sure, sliced bread is convenient and easier than a Tijuana whore, but in the grand scheme of things, it has nothing on a whole slew of other really cool stuff...
Thoughts From the Satellite – George Lynch, The Forgotten Hero
Thoughts From the Satellite – George Lynch, The Forgotten Hero
Thoughts From the Satellite – George Lynch, The Forgotten Hero
If I was King of the World, which I clearly will never be, I'd be piping in George Lynch to all the cities for at least 18 hours a day.  You'd be hearing George when you wake up, at work, in your car, even in the bathroom.  Your bowel movements would be perfectly timed at the four minutes and forty seconds it would take for you to listen to "Wicked Sensation"...
Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? Labor Day, Family & Strippers
Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? Labor Day, Family & Strippers
Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? Labor Day, Family & Strippers
Labor Day is fast approaching.  It’s one last chance to gather the family for the summer and celebrate.  Fire up the grill and crack open a cold one.  It’s been a long summer and you’ve earned it.  We, here at KBAT, feel it’s our duty to keep the public informed, kinda like a Public Service Announcement for all of you that are finally ready to introduce your new girlfriend to the family… and she j
Thoughts From the Satellite - Building The Perfect Beast - The Lost Art of Mix Tapes
Thoughts From the Satellite - Building The Perfect Beast - The Lost Art of Mix Tapes
Thoughts From the Satellite - Building The Perfect Beast - The Lost Art of Mix Tapes
As far back as I can remember, I wanted to be a DJ.  Like Rick Dees, only not a douchebag.  I'd be like Dr. Johnny Fever, sitting in the booth with a bottle of cheap booze, spinning the wax for my devoted followers and fellow lovers of rock and roll.  Obviously, my dream came to fruition.  Only we’re not spinning anything anymore and there are very few Johnny Fevers out there, just a bunch of Les
Before Everything Went Digital
Before Everything Went Digital
Before Everything Went Digital
Despite my boyish good-looks, you should know that I am old enough to have spent quite a bit of time in record stores when I was a kid.  You know what that is, don't you?  My favorite was Endless Horizons back when they were in Midland over on Meta Drive...