Tawny The Rock Chick

While all the pretty, far less awkward girls were busy practicing their surprised face for when all the cute boys asked them to prom I was busy trying to figure out how I would pay for dress from some cheap, slightly ghetto establishment while also dreading a night I knew would be absolutely no fun...at least not for me.

Normally I'm not one to notice much of what's going on outside my selfish circle of me-ness, however, I do have my moments of girlie, petty, bitter bitch face.

Saying you only like one kind of music ever all the time is like saying you only like one kind of person and we all know what that makes you, an asshole among other things.

I know this may come as a shock to most of you, but I happen to be an extremely frugal individual,its ok, I’ll wait till your done laughing.  You good?

The difference between someone who loves Rock and Roll music and someone who listens to Rock and Roll music is huge.  The gap between those two sets of people is wider than the gap between Michael Strahans front teeth.

There are few things in this business that really say you’ve made it, one of them happens to be letters from prison.

So over the years I’ve developed a very specific, very particular set of likes when it comes to male and female interaction.  The tiny window of time you have when you first meet a girl to make a kick ass impression gets exponentially smaller when you meet me.

Why is that when I man pays a married women a compliment, or even speaks to a married women, it could be something general like the weather or for example I was told today “I like your necklace”, and that was immediately followed by “looks like something my wife would wear."

When I randomly found this preview over the weekend I thought, “Ummmm, is this real life? Because if there really is a Rainbow Bright movie coming out, I will S*&t a pink glittered brick!”

Tawny's back after a 3 year hiatus from the KBAT airwaves.  Tawny has been doing radio for years and after a little break, she returns on the station that put her on the radio map.