Survey Says: Top 10 ‘Naughty’ Things Americans Did This Year

1. 57% faked being sick to get out of doing something.
2. 52% used their kids as an excuse to get out of doing something.
3. 33% threw trash in a recycling bin.
4. 33% lied to their significant other about where they were going or what they were doing.
5. 29% had sexual thoughts about their significant other's friends.
6. 27% gossiped.  Which seems WAY too low.
7. 19% of people in relationships cheated.  Which seems kinda high, right?
8. 17% cheated on their taxes.
9. 8% bullied someone.
10. 7% of the people who found a purse or wallet kept it.

So if you find a lump of coal in your stocking this year, you might want to check this list and see if one of the above reasons had something to do with that.