In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find a woman wanting to pass off Gatorade as her urine sample.

According to The Smoking Gun, 29-year-old Tabatha Coulombe of Charlotte County, Florida is on probation for being convicted of felony animal cruelty back in 2013, and part of her probation agreement is taking regular drug tests.

She took one in early January and tested positive for amphetamines, so she had to be drug-free a few weeks later or she would violate her probation.  But apparently she couldn't trust her pee to come up clean.

So, instead of peeing into the cup, she smuggled a little bottle in her vagina filled with warm water and yellow Gatorade and poured it into the test cup.

As soon as it was tested, it obviously came back as Gatorade which means Coulombe was immediately arrested for violating her probation.