Stupid Criminals: Woman Busted For Stealing a Bible From Walmart

In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find a woman who needed God's word so bad, she had to break a commandment to get it.

According to The Smoking Gun, 33-year-old Frances Thomas was at a Walmart in Spartanburg, South Carolina when a security guard spotted her shoplifting a Bible.

But in her defense, she wasn't breaking the other nine commandments.

Thomas also stole some cheese and socks.

The security guards called the police who arrested her for shoplifting.