Stupid Criminals: Police Arrest a Man For Drunk Driving in Reverse With Exposed Genitalia

In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find a man who is driving drunk in reverse all while his genitals are hanging out his fly.

According to the Treasure Coast Palm, police in Fort Pierce, Florida spotted 64-year-old Steven Nichols driving drunk a few weeks ago. So how did they know he was drunk?

• He was speeding down the street in reverse, and almost crashed into a concrete pillar.
• He had a pack of beer in the front seat, and an open Budweiser in the cup holder.
• When he got out of the car to do sobriety tests, the cops realized his zipper was down, with his genitalia out.
• And last but not least, as he took the tests, he said, "There is no doubt that I am impaired."

He was arrested for drunk driving.