In this edition of Stupid Criminals we find out that someone locked up will have their girlfriend do anything to get them out, and this time it worked.

According to Gawker, three prison guards were on duty at a prison in Cuiaba, Brazil around 3:00 A.M. last Thursday, when three women in lingerie and dominatrix outfits showed up.

They asked if they could come in to drink whiskey, and the guards let them in, then the women took the guards into the staff sleeping rooms for an orgy.

Shockingly, it was a setup, the women slipped something into the guards' whiskey to knock them out, then handcuffed them, and the prison break was on.

The entire thing was a plan by an 18-year-old inmate named Bruno Amorim who was doing time for attempted murder, robbery, and weapons possession.

One of the three women involved was his girlfriend.

28 prisoners escaped, including Bruno, and took guns with them.

Only eight of the guys have been tracked down so far, and none of the three women have been found.

The three guards were arrested and will be charged with facilitating a jailbreak and culpable embezzlement.

 

 

 

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