Stupid Criminals: Man Gets Busted For Cocaine, Says He Was Eating a Powdered Donut

In this edition of Stupid Criminals we find a guy that gets busted for cocaine possession and tries to say he was eating a powdered donut and got the powdered sugar on his nose.

According to North Jersey.com, a 30-year-old guy named Octavio Delasuaree got pulled over in Wayne, New Jersey, a suburb of New York City, last week.  He cut across a lane to make an exit on the highway, and cut off a police officer.

Which was pretty dumb for multiple reasons, he is a convicted felon who's not allowed to have firearms, but had a loaded gun in the car.  But somehow, that wasn't the dumbest part of it.

When the officer walked up to his car, he noticed that Delasuaree's hands were shaking and his nose and mouth were covered in cocaine.  But when he asked him about it, Delasuaree claimed it wasn't drugs, it was because he had just eaten a powdered donut.

Not surprisingly, the officer didn't buy it.  He also found 17 Oxycodone pills in the car.

So Delasuaree's facing charges for unlawful possession of a firearm, possession of hollow-point bullets, possession of cocaine, and possession of drug paraphernalia.