Stupid Criminals: Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Penis

In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we meet a guy who accidentally disfigures all of his sexy parts in a matter of a second.

According to WMAZ-TV, a guy from Macon, Georgia was parked at a gas station last week, and was trying to put his .45-caliber handgun back in its holster.  Unfortunately, he accidentally shot himself in the process.

The bullet went through his penis and exited out of his buttocks.

He managed to drive to a friend's house.  When he got there, he took off his pants, he and his friend saw the bullet holes all over his greater genital region, and decided he needed to go to the hospital.

There's no word on his condition.