Little kids think they are invisible when they close their eyes, and apparently this guy does too.

According to Tulsa World, 26-year-old Derek Bennett of Tulsa, Oklahoma went into a Walmart on Saturday afternoon, whipped it out, and starting jacking off.

Plenty of people saw him without him realizing it, and the security cameras captured him as well.  When he finished up, he left the store, and the cops were waiting to arrest him.

He admitted he had been masturbating, but didn't realize anyone was watching and told the cops he figured it was legal as long as no one saw him.

I wonder where he got that legal insight?  He told the cops that he went to high school so he knew his rights.

He was arrested and charged with two counts of indecent exposure.