In this edition of Stupid Criminals, this guy finds the quickest way possible to get arrested for DUI.

According to the Orlando Sentinel, last Wednesday morning about 1:30, two police officers in Tampa, Florida were parked on the side of the road taking care of a traffic stop.

Their emergency lights were flashing so people driving by could easily see them.

Except for 25-year-old Clinton Shockley who was wasted, and plowed into the back of the police car.

Both officers were standing in front of the police car when it happened and their suspect was in the backseat.  Luckily no one was seriously injured.

Shockley was given a sobriety test, which he obviously failed, and told them he could not do what they were asking if he was sober.

Police found a mixed drink in the car, Shockley reeked of alcohol, and he fell down while trying to walk a straight line.

He was arrested for DUI but it was not reported if he would be charged for anything else yet.