Stupid Criminals: A Man Pulls Out a Gun When a Store Would Not Let Him Return a Penis Pump
In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find a guy with a micropenis trying to return a penis pump and then pulling a gun on the clerk when he was told they didn't take returns on used sex items.
According to The Smoking Gun, a guy in St. Paul, Minnesota recently bought a penis pump from an adult video store, but he went back to the store last week to return it because he said it didn't work.
But the clerk told him they don't offer returns on used penis pumps, which makes a lot of sense for multiple reasons.
Unfortunately this guy didn't agree, so he pulled out a gun and threatened the clerk.
Fortunately nothing happened, and the guy ended up running out empty handed.
Police say he will be charged with felony aggravated assault with a firearm if they catch him, but they have, "limited suspect information."
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