Stupid Criminals: A Man on Trial For Having Sex With a Sheep Admits Why He Did it

Back in September, a 61-year-old man in England was caught having sex with a sheep in public.  Now he comes clean as to why he did it, and it is not what you think.

According to Metro, Paul Lovell of London, England has confessed to having sex with a sheep in public and admitted in court that he did it only cause he tried to have sex with a cow and got rejected.

He said he tried to get the cow to suck on his penis but when the cow wouldn't do it, he went for the sheep.

Laughter erupted in the courtroom from the jury and the judge ended up yelling at the jury.

Lovell is facing one count of outraging public indecency.  He is currently out on bail, as long as he doesn't go back to the area where he had sex with sheep and got rejected by cows.