Stupid Criminals: A Man Dances on Police Car To Fight Off Vampres

In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find a man dancing to Supertramp and Hall & Oates on a police car to fight off vampires from making a human sacrifice.

According to The Smoking Gun, 44-year-old Christian Radecki of Cape Coral, Florida is either insane or one day we'll have to thank him for saving mankind.

This happened a few months ago, but the police report just came out.

Back on April 7th, around 11:00 A.M., Radecki drove his car up to a police sergeant's house.  Then he left his stereo blasting as he climbed onto the roof of the cop car in the driveway, and started dancing.

He did some dance moves to "Rich Girl" by Hall and Oates and "Goodbye Stranger" by Supertramp without realizing a neighbor's security camera was recording the entire thing.  Then he bent the cop's windshield wipers.

The next song up was "You're the One That I Want" from "Grease", but other cops had gotten there by that point and arrested him.

He told them he was on a quest to find the Sheriff of Nottingham, because a woman with fangs was threatening him, and vampires were about to make a human sacrifice.

He was arrested for misdemeanor disturbing the peace and property damage.

Check out the surveillance video below.