In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find a guy who gets caught smuggling drugs hidden inside a stuffed animal mascot for D.A.R.E.

According to The Smoking Gun, D.A.R.E. has a mascot, a lion named Darin, and we just found out about him because he was part of a drug smuggling operation.

22-year-old Gregory Bolognese of Plattsburgh, New York was arrested at a Greyhound station about 20 miles south of the Canadian border on Monday for smuggling drugs.

He had hidden marijuana, cocaine, and LSD inside of a stuffed Darin doll, and the doll even had a D.A.R.E. T-shirt on.

The New York State Police didn't say how they found out Bolognese had drugs inside of his D.A.R.E. doll, but he's facing three drug charges.

 

 

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