Stupid Criminals: 81-Year-Old Man Gets Busted For Being Naked and Humping a Bush

In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find an 81-year-old man who decides to get naked and hump a bush.

According to The Smoking Gun, 81-year-old Wallace Berg of Stratford, Connecticut went into his backyard last month, stripped totally naked and humped a bush.

Unfortunately one of his neighbors saw him, took a video of it, and yelled at him to stop.  So Wallace covered himself up with a grill cover, apologized, and went inside.

That really should've ended it, but the neighbor still decided to call the police and send them the video.

Berg was arrested on Monday for public indecency and breach of peace.