Six Tips From Cosmo For Having Sex in a Car
If you have ever tried to have sex in a car, you know it takes some skill. Well here are six tips to help out or maybe make car sex worse, you be the judge.
The tips are featured at Jalopnik.com and go like this:
- Use the seat belt for bondage.
- Stand out of the sunroof to receive favors.
- Use the mirrors to see the action from different angles.
- Turn up the music to vibrate from the car.
- Use the owners manual to spank your partner.
- Lie on the roof with your legs hung off the edge and receive favors from someone standing on the ground.
As you can tell these are a satirical view of “improving” car sex, I do not recommend trying any of these anywhere. Happy April Fool’s Day!!!