I guess I forget the that there is a “Missed Connections” sections of Craig’s List.  I think it’s hilarious and at the same time I’m a little curious as to how many re-connections are actually successful from the random act of posting a semi creepy virtual bat signal if you will, to someone who may or may not have shared in this possibly psychotic obsessive moment you had with a total stranger.

Now that I’ve re-discovered this section of Craig’s List I’m ready to start posting some whacked out craziness just to see what I come up with.   I’m not even really sure the premise for posting however I did see this interesting and equally freaky gem today courtesy of the Huffington Post

 

"Me, horse costume. You chicken mask. We made out in the second stall in the men's room outside Hall D. Same place same time next year. I'll be in a llama costume."

 

First of all why the need for such specifics, I mean where you in a men’s room along with other masked, costume clad strangers making out in the shitter?  I find it hard to believe that the specific stall you occupied was absolutely necessary unless you attend a school, (I say school because “Hall D.” makes it sound like were talking college or the pentagon and I have a feeling based on the costumes not including an elephant or donkey that were dealing with a collegiate encounter) anyway, unless you attend a school of learned promiscuity then I feel like you’re the only equine making out with chickens in the men’s room.

 

Hey, I don’t judge, you’re in college you do whatever you want, I mean especially when you’re in costume, then when you say “that was so not me” it won’t really be a lie.

 

Moving on, let’s troll the local Craig’s List for these gems, I bet we can come up with something way more disturbing ya?

 

After a brief read through of the content in that particular section I’ve come to the conclusion that people are dirty…..dirty, dirty, dirty…..and apparently not afraid of being picked up and murderlized by a complete stranger….as the kids say hashtag#soontobeonthenews

 

But I still fully intend to post something random and creepy in the near future.

 

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