Man Sets His House on Fire While Boiling His Wife’s Sex Toys

Moral of the story for this man is, don't try to make sex toy soup next time you decide to clean the house for your wife.

A man who goes by the username "TheGrandPlatypus" just posted this story on Reddit.com, so there is no guarantee it's real, but why would someone make it up?

Apparently the man and his wife had a fight on Sunday night, so to make it up to her, he decided to clean the whole house on Monday.

Which included cleaning their collection of silicone sex toys.  He put them all in a small pot of boiling water on the stove to sanitize them, then walked away to call his parents.

But the call went long, and about 20 minutes later, the smoke alarm went off as the house filled up with a, "black, inky smoke."  The pot of sex toys had caught on fire, and had flames shooting out of it.

The guy managed to stop the fire from spreading by spraying the entire contents of a fire extinguisher on the burning sex toys.

But the house was still caked in ashes from the smoke, and he had to get rid of all the charred adult toys.