Man Passes Out Drunk and Wakes Up Missing His Penis

Passing out drunk is a common thing on any given weekend, but turning up like this guy, we hope, doesn't happen every day. 

According to the Latin Times, 64-year old Geraldo Ramos of Santiago, in the Dominican Republic, was drinking heavily and passed out.

When he woke up, he found out he was missing his penis.  He was rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery.

Neighbors reported he passes out naked and a dog came up and bit his penis off.

Ramos says he doesn't buy the story since a search came up empty for the dog or his penis.

Ramos says this is a wake up call for him and he is not going to do as much drinking in the future.

I would say don't drink period if you are going to be losing body parts of any kind and especially ones related to your sex life.