This could easily fall under both "Chaser's World Weird Web" and "Stupid Criminals."  Airing out your genitals is a good thing, but not where this guy decided to do it.

This happened earlier this month, but it is just now hitting the news.  Treasure Coast Palm reports back on November 5th, a 65-year-old woman in Jensen Beach, Florida called the police to report 50-year-old William Gibson was standing in front of a local grocery store with his pants down.

She went on to tell police Gibson was reaching into his underwear and fondling himself, then smelling his hand.

Then he suddenly dropped his underwear and started "fluffing" his genitalia like a pillow.

Police arrived and found Gibson who told them they had it all wrong and he was just "airing out" his penis.

He was arrested and charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition in the presence of the elderly.