Lunar and Tarion — KBAT Babes of the Day
Lunar and Tarion are such close friends that they couldn’t bear the idea of being separated, so we’re bringing you a double whammy for Babe of the Day.
Lunar Suicide and Tarion Suicide are two babes from South Africa; Lunar says she’s a sailor by trade, while Tarion works as a part-time assassin. We’ve always heard those two crews run together, but these two seem particularly close.
Lunar’s biggest current crush is the man from the Old Spice advertisement. Since she’s a sailor, she says she lost her virginity “On a boat! Like a boss!” A self-proclaimed geeky gamer, Lunar spends most of her free time playing computer games, reading and dancing.
Tarion’s heroes are Trent Reznor, Maynard James Keenan and Brendon Small, and she tells us that world domination makes her hot. In bed, her favorite position is “on top, in control and loving it,” and when asked about her biggest fantasy, she’d only give us the following clues: ” A nun, a merry-go-round and a packet of M&M’s. You do the math.” She lost her virginity on a merry-go-round, and her most humbling moment was when the nun said no. She spends most of her free time contemplating what she’ll do first when the world bows before her, and wondering what’s for supper.