Hurricane Sandy Has Awoken the Shirtless Horse-Man
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Hurricane Sandy is being called the storm of the century. Being that it is such an unique weather event, nobody is really sure the extent to which its high winds and flooding will damage the East Coast of the United States.
But we may have gotten some insight into the changes to come from a Washington, DC news broadcast. As you can see, NBC 4’s cameras captured images of a shirtless horse-headed man jogging through the streets of our nation’s capital.
The cynics will say this was just an early Halloween costume. Be we find ourselves open to the possibility that the stirring sea has awoken a race of shirtless horse-men from a long slumber.
Does this mean it’s the end times? Probably. But it’s not so bad. Shirtless Horse-man actually seems like a likable fellow and we welcome our new horse-men overlords.