How People in Midland / Odessa Get Ready For Football Season

How we get ready for football season in Midland/Odessa….

Stock the freezer with pre-made hamburger paties….cause were gonna need em.

Check online to see if there is such a thing as a monthly subscription to our favorite beer company, and how much is deliver, and go ahead and automatically renew every month thaaaaaaaaanks.

See if you can find the tap for the beer kegs you know you'll be purchasing at least three times this year…again

Brush up on your Queso making skills

Make that trip to your special Mesquite gathers site that you hope you don’t get fined for jumping the fence to reach.

Air out those jerseys cause that long in storage makes a smell Aunt Matilda herself couldn’t stand

Rearrange the living room furniture for optimal viewing enjoyment, possibly buy that new recliner you’ve been eye balling on Amazon, just me?

Bladder Training, you know why

Google maps your bar game schedule

Have a good size library of memes for all the haters on Facebook

Keep plenty of Kleenex in the house for when non-Cowboy’s fans happen to watch their team loose at your house….cause your considerate like that

And lastly start practicing your version of the “Are you ready for some football!?” quote.