Heart Attack on a Plate
I love Midland/Odessa and all but we really gotta step up our strange food game. This little gem comes from Abilene from a place called The Taphouse.
This is what they call breakfast in Abilene and what I call a heart attack on a plate. I can't even remember what the plate is called because shortly after eating it I blacked out and don't remember much for the following 3 hours. I just remember audibly hearing my blood slow to a creep, grabbing my left arm, and staring at the ceiling. I'm joking obviously. This was DELICIOUS! It's biscuits and gravy on crack topped with mashed potatoes and CHICKEN FRIED BACON....One more time, that's CHICKEN FRIED BACON. I didn't even know that was a thing. They were so busy seeing if they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
We need more insanity like this in Midland. Who do I talk to about this? The Mayor? City Counsil? I demand to know why chicke fried bacon has been hidden from me my entire life. I blame Illuminati!