GWAR to Spew Signature Barbeque Sauce All Over ‘Meat and Meet’ Event
Intergalactic metal mongers GWAR are holding a mouthwatering event to kick off the latest leg of their ‘Fate or Chaos’ tour. Along with celebrating the great mass of death the act are certain to spread, GWAR will also use their ‘Meat and Meet’ to premiere their ‘GWAR-B-Q’ sauce, concocted by the hands of guitarist Balsac, the Jaws of Death.
The GWAR ‘Meat and Meet’ event is set to be held on April 8 at the world-famous Grinders restaurant in Kansas City, Mo. Scheduled from 6 to 8 PM, the event is “not only for GWAR to drink and eat themselves into a bloated coma with their legions of slavering fans, but to announce and introduce their brand-new and 100% edible “GWAR-B-Q” sauce.”
According to the great shredder Balsac, the Jaws of Death, his BBQ sauce is an essential part of any diet and crafted for the whole family to enjoy. “This new taste sensation is mostly made out of the blood of really hot chicks”, explains Balsac. “It was a terrible waste of fine ass, but ultimately worth it because this sauce is absolutely delicious!”
This summer will herald the fourth annual GWAR-B-Q, which promises to consist of the most bone-crushing lineup to date, with box sets, GWAR-B-Q sauce, GWAR beer and even comedy albums rumored to become available at the event.