Contact Us

Guy Jailed for Selling Fake Drugs Says He’s ‘Doing God’s Work.’ Alrighty, Then.

David Brady
Coffee County Sheriff’s Department

This fake drug dealer is working for a “high”-er authority.

Police working Tennessee’s Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival came through with a very strange bust last week when they arrested a man who told them he was “doing God’s work by selling fake drugs.”

Go figure: there was a shady character at a music festival. What are the odds?

David Brady, 45, is the man in question. According to the Knoxville News Sentinel:

Authorities…found 37 pills made to look as if they were molly…22 bags of fake mushrooms, about 1,000 hits of fake acid, 20 bags made to look like cocaine and an incense stick made to look like black tar heroin. “

He was arrested for possession of counterfeit controlled substances.

And side note: doesn’t Bonnaroo sound like the name of a hip new drug that Millennials would scarf down? No? Oh well.

There’s even more bad news for Brady, stemming from his questionable decision to launch a career as the divine one’s faux drug dealer: he’s wanted in Arkansas for selling fake drugs at a music festival in that state back in 2015 and will be extradited there. Hopefully, he’ll be able to retain a real lawyer to help him get out of this mess.

Best of KBAT

Recommended For You

Best of the Web

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for KBAT 99.9 FM quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive KBAT 99.9 FM contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.