Green-Painted ‘She-Hulk’ Goes On Violent Rampage
Although She-Hulk is a part of the Marvel Universe she has yet to be included in any of the Marvel Studios movies that now dominate the box office
But folks over in England got a pretty good glimpse of the powers of Bruce Banner’s cousin during a violent incident late last month.
In what police are calling an “unprovoked assault,” a woman in green body paint attacked a 17-year-old girl at a York McDonald’s. The 3 AM beatdown left the victim with facial bruising and a black eye.
An image of the attacker was captured on CCTV. As you can see in this photo released by the York Police, her strategically ripped clothes clearly prove she was going for She-Hulk rather than other green-hued (and less violent) pop cultural characters such as Yoda or Kermit the Frog.
Cops are now on the lookout for what they describe as a 5’8 inch white woman with a medium build. Comic book conventions would obviously be a good place to start.
Although the CCTV cameras didn’t seem to capture the actual assault, the folks at TomoNewsUS have helpfully recreated the “cosplay catfight” using computer imagery. Check out the closest you will come to seeing to She-Hulk in action unless she makes the cut for an ‘Avengers 3.’
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