Monday was the 80th anniversary of the introduction of "tighty whities." So here are four ways your underwear affects your health.

List courtesy of Daily Mail.

  1. Fertility.  You've probably heard that tighty-whities can affect a guy's sperm count.  And studies have actually backed that up.  It has to do with temperature. Ideally, a guy's testicles should be two or three degrees cooler than his body temperature.  Tight underwear prevents that, because it keeps everything closer to the body.
  2. Silk underwear can give you jock itch.  Most of the time, jock itch is caused by a combination of eczema, a slight fungal infection, and sweat.  Silk isn't very absorbent, so people with jock itch are usually told to wear cotton underwear.
  3. Spanx can give you nerve pain.  They've been linked to something called "meralgia paresthetica". Basically, they irritate the nerves in your abdomen and thighs, and cause tingling, numbness, or burning.  It usually goes away if you stop wearing them though.
  4. Black underwear can give you a rash.  A compound called PPD is used as black dye in a lot of cheap underwear, and a lot of people are allergic to it.
So the best way to prevent any kind of irritation or overheating of the testicles would be to go commando, which has always worked for me.

 

 

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