Drug Dealer Shoots Off His Own Testicle, Then His Bag of Heroin Falls Out and He Gets Arrested
Dumb criminals are chronic in society it seems, and some even get twice as dumb.
According to WCHS-TV, a 23-year-old drug dealer named Ladarean Mixon showed up to the emergency room in Charleston, West Virginia because he had accidentally shot one of his own testicles off.
In his distress of his wounded crotch, he apparently forgot to leave his large bag of heroin at home and while being wheeled into the ER, it fell out of his pocket.
Mixon ended up getting arrested and charged with felony drug possession with intent to sell.
His two friends who dropped him off also got arrested on drug charges and two women who claimed to be Mixon's sisters were arrested for lying to police about his name.