Driver Flees Accident Scene Because Chinese Food Almost Caused a Literal Poo-Poo Platter
An unlicensed driver in Florida fled the scene of an accident because he felt the Chinese food he had just eaten was going to cause another accident.
According to The Smoking Gun, Carlos Baca allegedly backed his pickup into another vehicle on a road in Port St. Lucie, then sped away.
He later returned to the scene, telling cops he fled the scene because he had the feeling he was going to "defecate in his pants," according to the police report.
He was arrested and jailed on a misdemeanor charge.