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‘Die Hard’ to be Turned Into a ‘Children’s’ Book

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Yippee ki-yay mother…

One of the greatest Christmas movies ever, Die Hard, is being released as a children’s book. Sort of. Remember the book Go the F**k to Sleep? Well, this book is similar in that way.  Need an example of what the book will read like? Well, here you go:

“The explosives were wired to the rooftop with care, in hopes that the hostages soon would be there,” reads one of the 32 pages.

The entire Die Hard story will be set to the poem Twas the Night Before Christmas. The book is set to be released coming up on October 17th and you can pre order a copy of it HERE at Amazon.

The Amazon description:

All John McClane wants for Christmas is to reunite with his estranged family. But when his wife’s office holiday party turns into a deadly hostage situation, he has to save her life before he can get home in time for Christmas!

So do yourself a favor, pick up a copy, and start a new tradition with you and your loved ones this Christmas season.

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