I have officially heard it all now. You can actually buy jewelry to cover your cat's rectum, the universe is complete!!

According to Mashable, someone just created a cat accessory called Twinkle Tush.  It's a jewel that covers up your cat's rectum.

It's perfect for anyone who hates staring right into their cat's asshole when it walks around with its tail up.  Just buy the Twinkle Tush and you can see a little blue sparkle instead.

The jewel has a cord attached that you slip around your cat's tail, so the jewel dangles down, and when the cat actually needs to poop, the jewel will naturally hang just out of the way.

It's on sale right now for $6 at TwinkleTush.com.

There is nothing like bedazzling your cat's ass.

 

 

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