You got to give it to someone who will admit they have a small penis to get out of a fine for indecent exposure.

According to The Local, a 54-year-old man in Lower Saxony, Germany, who has only been identified as Herbert O., was in court last week facing charges of flashing his penis at a teenage girl.

Herbert is a delivery guy, and was dropping off a package for the girl's family last August, she claims his penis was flopping out of his zipper when he made the delivery.

But he says that's impossible, because his penis is so small, it wouldn't be able to stick out of his zipper.

The court is now having Herbert's penis officially measured to see if he's telling the truth and if it really is that short, the charges might be dropped.

Herbert was already offered a plea deal where he could have just paid a small fine, but he turned it down so he could tell the court about his tiny penis and possibly get acquitted.

 

 

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