Chaser’s World Weird Web–How One Man’s Excessive Masturbating Killed the Family Cat

A guy shared a story online about how when he was a teen, he got the family cat accidentally put to sleep because of his excessive masturbating.

According to Uproxx, the guy says when he was 14 he would masturbate several times a day.

But instead of climaxing on himself and cleaning up with tissues or whatever, he would just climax on the carpet since the pattern and colors never showed his joy juice.

At the same time, the family cat was about 18 years old and was having bladder control issues.

The guy's dad wanted to see how much the cat had been peeing on the carpet around the house, so he bought a black light to look for stains.

When the dad got to his son's room, he found tons of stains that he thought was cat pee and thought the cat's incontinence was way worse than he had imagined.

So, the guy's dad took the cat to the vet and had it put to sleep.

The man says he has had the weight of the cat's death on his conscience for years and felt he had to get it off his chest.

Chaser's Commentary: Seems like to me if he had gotten off ON his chest the cat would not have met its demise quite as soon as it did. Tell me if you think like I do in the comments section below.