Chaser’s World Weird Web-Drug to Uncurve the Penis May Cure Women’s Cellulite

Alright guys, here is the latest drug to help improve our penises and it will also help cure a woman's cellulite problem as well.

According to Emax Health, a pharmaceutical company called Auxilium has been doing clinical trials on a drug that helps take the curve out of the penis.  So if you curve to the left, right, up, or down at least 30 degrees, this drug will get your penis straight as an arrow.

They also tested to see if it did anything for women and found that it cured cellulite.

When women took the drug, it significantly reduced their cellulite, specifically on their thighs and butt.

The people at Auxilium think it could be because the drug fixes the curve in a penis by targeting, breaking down, and rebuilding the collagen in the area of the curve, so when it encounters cellulite, it responds in the same way.

The drug will be in clinical tests for at least another year.