Chaser’s World Weird Web: Bloxers, the Boxers That Hide Your Accidental Erection
Ever had those moments when your penis just gets hard for no reason, like in a meeting, or at church? Well now there are boxers to block those accidental erections.
According to Indiegogo, a fashion designer just created a new type of boxers that are carefully engineered to hide your accidental engorgements. They're called "Bloxers" because they block people from seeing your penis when you're excited.
They're made with a special type of fabric that stretches and hides your manhood along your leg whenever it starts swelling up at inappropriate times. Interestingly enough, they're designed by a woman, and 25% of the profits go to prostate cancer research.
But it doesn't look like there's a huge market for them. They started crowdfunding on Indiegogo three weeks ago, and they've only raised $450 of their $20,000 goal.
If you're interested, just Google "Bloxers" and you can check them out.